Well, I don't usually go in for horoscopes, but according to my paper copy of The Onion, things should start looking up by today:

"It's going to be a busy, nerve-wracking week, but by the end, you'll be elevated to Imperator for Life Of The Greater Taurus Economic Co-Prosperity Sphere."

And in the nick of time, too! That dentist appointment cost us a lot of money... Oh, wait. Sorry, that paper's for the 9th to the 15th. Maybe I just haven't received my notification yet.

...*sigh* Okay, I have nothing interesting to say. I'm going to bed now.