So, let's see: Run a campaign based on Hope and Change, but as soon as you get into office, behave in precisely the ways you condemned others for doing; claim that you're going to unify the country with bipartisan decisions, and then lambast anyone who disagrees with your policies; punish people for becoming wealthy, demonize corporations, and give their money to people who make lousy financial decisions, claiming that this will stimulate the economy; complain that you've inherited a deficit and then increase that defecit by something like a trillion dollars a year with a massive spending program; meddle with the economy to the degree that even the Russians write you to tell you you're heading down the wrong path; spend taxpayer money on funding and promoting overseas abortions; appoint a slew of people to the cabinet who cheat big on their taxes and, when caught, just blow it off because they're more equal than the rest of us; and pledge $900 million that will very likely find its way into the pockets of Hamas.

Yes We Can!