Get A Haircut, Hippie!
As Marilyn alluded to in her blog, here's the picture of me with Tom Cruise's hunky tresses:
The alignment's still a little wonky, due to our differing facial shapes, the angles of the photos used, and HairMixer's engine. I could probably fix it up in Photoshop, but that would mean devoting more time to this nonsense instead of working on my Independent Study project.
Marilyn has more than once suggested that I might look good with longer hair. I don't know if this settles that question or not, but unfortunately, the few times I've allowed my hair to grow, it doesn't grow long so much as it does outward, making my head look really big.