Fraggin' Dandelion-Eaters...  

Posted by Devin Parker

It's the '80s all over again:

"Paging Dallas Egbert...paging Dallas Egbert...please report to the Steam Tunnels...I can't believe Blackleaf is dead...Tom Hanks will be playing you in the film adaptation..."

As far as legal defenses go, it's pretty lame. Perhaps the CAR-PGa can convince Belfast Crown Court prosecutors to hire Mike Stackpole to testify as an expert on the topic?

In any case, I'm guessing that saying, "Well, I was pretending to be a Criminal Elf Shaman from an imaginary game" is still less embarrassing than admitting the real reason he was stealing women's lingerie.

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3 comments

Michael Slusser  

My only problem with this post is that the only way you could have come across this article is by performing a search for "female elf+lingerie"...

"Researching" again, are we?

6:33 PM
Devin Parker  

No, that would be Pat. He claims he heard it on the radio, but you'll have to ask him. He was very specific.

9:19 PM
PAT  

Yes Devin.
I "claimed" to have heard about the "female elf+lingerie" on the radio.
And It is true.
It was the day before you came over.
I was on the computer downloading female elf lingerie, when I heard the guy on the radio relay the story about the incedent.
Yeesh....
You guys must share a real sick imagination.
Panties.

9:32 PM

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